Pixie grows "Gary" tash

Poor Josh of The Toxic Pixies woke up early one morning to feel a strange tickling under his nose. He thought no more of it until he tried to scoop up his super sugar choco-brekkie cereal and found that the milk from his bowl didn’t make it to his mouth. Imagine his horror when his hands went to his upper lip and he found a “Gary” tash, apparently grown overnight. A quick trip to the bathroom mirror confirmed Josh’s worst fears . A trip to the local hospital confirmed that this was, indeed a “Gary” tash, and that Josh was one of several local guitar players who had experienced the phenomenon.

Prognosis? “Wait and see.”
Words from Gary? “Grow into the tash, son, and it’ll look after you throughout your life.”